We’re fast approaching the end of the year. I know, it snuck up on me too, similar to a ninja wearing padded shoes. It is at this point in the semester that teachers often realize they haven’t covered everything and begin to panic, handing out assignments left and right (and, indeed, in other directions as […]

I couldn’t think of anything substantial to talk about today, so I’ll (hopefully) entertain you with a series of bite-sized stories: First on that list is my hand. My jerkwad of a roommate took what he probably thought was a playful blow at me, but ended up kicking me in the hand as hard as […]

Okay, I’m not going to lie to you. It’s two in the morning and I’m getting paid to be awake. I mean, I’m not even working, really, but I’m still getting paid. Every character I type is like another penny in my pocket (“On page 800, the results would be even higher, but I was […]