April 21, 2005 12:09 pm

We’re fast approaching the end of the year. I know, it snuck up on me too, similar to a ninja wearing padded shoes. It is at this point in the semester that teachers often realize they haven’t covered everything and begin to panic, handing out assignments left and right (and, indeed, in other directions as well) in a vain hope that they can recover, like the person on the edge of the cliff flailing his arms wildly in a worthless attempt to save his life. This is the chief reason that the once-sacred dead week has informally become known as Death Week, a bloody time when everything is due and nothing is not. It is especially bad in the spring since most people are afflicted with varying degrees of senioritis. I know at least one individual who has been suffering the debilitating effects of the disease all year long, turning him into the wasted shell of a once-productive human being.

Not that I can complain, really. CS teachers seem to be largely immune to this end-semester panic syndrome. Some people, people that I live with, have had regular loads of homework that are far in excess of any imagery my poor synapses are capable of generating. For example, my roommate just put in forty hours in the last seventy-two on a project, most of it in three or four sittings. I… I had thought that maybe he died or something, I hadn’t seen him for days… but then he staggered in, hands dripping blood from munging circuits.

Some of you (one of you? no? nobody?) have probably been wondering about my lack of updatey-ness… it’s cool, I’m not dead. I just don’t have anything interesting to talk about, which is surely not a departure form the norm. But I’m going to go take a quiz now, and then turn in my stats homework, and come back, and then go to a picnic. I know, who does that anymore? My thought was that the required age for such an activity was sixty, but apparently, and this is news to me too, anyone can partake of things like this. I’ll let you know how it goes.

7 Responses to “Death Week”

Averus says:
April 21st, 2005 at 5:03 pm

I for one am glad to hear from you. I thought the swollen finger had somehow turned more serious… or something equally ridiculous. So good luck in this week of death by ninjas.

indorphin says:
April 21st, 2005 at 7:53 pm

Yes, I too am glad that the news of your death was greatly exaggerated.

However those of us in certain… liberal arts… experience no such dead week. Although the lack of assignments may certainly appear as such.

Dwight says:
April 22nd, 2005 at 2:22 am

I have seen great evidence of your life, so the lack there of was not feared, however your witty and finely honed dissertations were missed. And to prove my excitement on this issue I leave you with simply this!!!! !!! ! !!!!!

Sarah says:
April 22nd, 2005 at 12:53 pm

Good to hear from you. Now my husband will be happy again to live vicariously through your exciting college life.

Dan J. says:
April 23rd, 2005 at 11:25 am

No doubt on the dead week, not being so dead. I hate that whole if it’s on the syllabus rule it’s ok. What a load, anyways I don’t think my dead week will be all that bad this semester, unless I have forgotten about something, was there anything, awwww crap……..

Dan J.

Allie and Mandy says:
April 29th, 2005 at 8:04 pm

You need to update your site! :) Picnics are not for 60 year olds!!! We attend picnics all the time! And we have enough self control to wait to eat at the picnic instead of Scott Hall Cafeteria. from Allie, Mandy will not partake because she is not a geek like us.

indorphin says:
April 30th, 2005 at 1:51 pm

What is this blasphemy? Girls actually using Eric’s site that aren’t named Sarah?