This weekend I discovered the magic of flowers. You’re going to think I’m a loser after this, but let me explain anyway. On Thursday I was politely informed that I was somehow negligent in my duties as a male human being. She said that she would be happy, nay, thrilled, to receive flowers from me, […]

I’m going to give you a link. This link, actually. And if you understand everything in that post, I mean really understand, then you are among a particularly elite group of computer users that are awesome. Excuse the poor grammar of the preceding sentence. If you understand it, then you probably also find it to […]

There is a girl who complains to me on occasion that I don’t ever post anything new on my site. While this statement is true, it is not for lack of trying. For some reason, I can’t think of interesting things to talk about any more. I went looking through some of my archives from […]