December 12, 2004 5:47 pm

I really need to study for my linear algebra final on Tuesday, I haven’t done the homework in weeks and I have no idea what’s going on in the class. The obvious problem with this approach, however, is that I’ll need to spend, at a minimum, about six hours learning linear algebra. Which, unless you are a terrible person, should not sound like fun. Two things:

Police Officer: Sir, do you have any idea how FAST you were going?
Werner Heisenberg: No, but I knew EXACTLY where I was!

If that doesn’t strike you as funny or at least slightly humorous, then you might need to go read up on Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.

The other thing is this new word, obstreperous. You know it’s a good word when it’s defined in terms of ‘boisterous’.

One Response to “Har Har”

indorphin says:
December 12th, 2004 at 10:57 pm

I’m not sure if I should punch you or laugh.

Because it is hilarious, but you are also horrendously nerdy by posting it.