This weekend, I was sitting in my brother’s household, watching a movie, when to my surprise, three people from Omaha burst in through the door and accosted me with their presence. I was so taken off guard that I didn’t even know what to do, I think I just sat there and covered my eyes […]

Dear diary, Today I discovered that once-a-week lubrication of my skin is not enough to keep it from drying out whilst here in humidity-free Colorado, especially under the armpits. I’m going to step up the frequency and see if I can’t keep the itching down. Also, the rug burns from my ill-advised army crawl are […]

In the past week, I have spent quite a bit of time with my family; the chief reason is that there are precious few other people here to interact with. Most of the events surrounding these people I will not relate to you, either because you do not care or because you are one of […]

I have just finished manufacturing what I hope will be the best quiche of my life. It contains many ingredients and is currently undergoing heat transformation in the oven. Last summer while I was living on my own I made great strides toward perfecting the art of producing this substance, not in terms of ingredients […]

Well, I safely made it through finals, garnering a C+ and a B in those classes I told you about. That’ll bring me to a 3.0 for the semester which officially makes it my worst semester yet. It also breaks that streak of being on the Dean’s List, but I can’t really bring myself to […]