We had a dance party in the hallway tonight. We cranked up our high-fidelity stereophonic sound system with some ska and taught a couple of the freshmen how to skank. (Allie, I’m sorry I haven’t taught you yet. Your day is coming.) The reason we had it in the hallway is because there’s absolutely no room in our room for movement. It’s full of couches and recliners which we regularly fill with people. In fact, there’s almost no original furniture in the room, since we exported it to someone else’s to make room for couches and recliners.

At any rate, the dance party was a raging success with a whopping five people involved at its peak, which is pretty decent for an impromptu hallway dance party. Soon they shall be a regular occurrence and denizens will flock to our floor to join in the hottest party for miles around.

Speaking of hot parties, I was up at UNL this weekend for what they call Big Red Welcome. It’s a two-hour event which consists of packing the entire student population into four blocks of tables and booths. Apple obviously had a table (which is what I was doing there) and it was right next to the booth for Eclectic Marketing and Entertainment, who happened to be DJing top-ten hits at a tremendous volume. The sheer quantity of sound made it impossible to have actual conversations, which worked out well because I hate talking to customers, so all I had to do was sport the Apple shirt and smile at passers-by, who picked up our free goodies and moved on — similar to cows, moving along the feeding line to the slaughter at the end of the line… although there was no slaughter, merely blistering heat. But I digress. The point here is that I know now that Eclectic does this party at Main Street every week with free buttered toast. Yes, that’s correct. The point of this paragraph is that any party that offers free buttered toast is both a) eclectic and b) hot.

I have nothing further of interest for you at this point. Actually, I had nothing of interest for you when I started, but I created enough stuff out of thin air to at least put down a regular-sized post. And I wouldn’t have even bothered with that but some people complain when I don’t blog every few days, and I feel like I have an obligation to you, y’know? Cause, like, you’re my peeps… dogg.

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